NOTE: what I'm about to say may cause you to dismiss about 80% of what I'm about to show you and/or visualize yourself picking up a random object and beating the shit out of me.
NOTE: If these words do not pertain to you then you're most likely taken already, single, or just blind
I've finally come to somewhat of an agreement with my father with a comment he made to my brother a few months ago when he said "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Now I say this because of some of the things I've noticed recently that women are doing and well...its pretty much ass backwards
You women today, you don't make sense ya know. Now lets evaluate the main problems that you have with us men
1. We can be Assholes
Well that pretty much sums it up right there. I know I said "problems" but if you can't think of the problems that extends from being an asshole then CONGRATULATIONS!!! YOU HAVEN'T MET ONE OR YOU'RE SO BRAINWASHED THAT YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT IS WHAT ANYMORE!!! :D
Now, what I meant by you women today don't make sense, is that you want "love" and "honesty" "loyalty" and all that jive when YOU YOURSELVES have become the assholes. :o (SAY IT AINT SO!?!?!?) Yes you have, in the past 3 months I've heard and seen some REALLY FUCKED UP break ups man, its like you've started using the most gutter, petty cliche break up lines in the fuckin book and some of you just don't even fuckin try!!! jesus. One girl just decided that she didn't like her bf anymore and just fucked around with another dude and THEN dumped him. WTF!?!?!? aren't you suppose to ummm idk...TRY TO WORK IT OUT!?!?!? JESUS CHRIST!!! just cheating left and right like you can't keep you're legs closed
NOW, by now you all are probably pissed at me and think I'm just an ignorant sonofabitch but please, I know dudes are just as bad and the fucked up thing is, you LET them do it. because truth be told, you like it in the beginning because he has "edge" and he's "sooo out there" because he's the loudest or just makes himself seen. He's so "fresh" "he's got gwap" "he's just real" (speaking of "real" I find it ironic that Swizz Beats sings the chorus of "Who's Real", but cheated on his wife....but then again its alicia keys soo.....moral conflict indeed BUT I DIGRESS) then after awhile you start getting tired of his shit and "blah blah blah, niggaz aint shidd blah blah blah" when you probably had the right one right there in front of you. He talked to you every day, made sure you're ok. Now if you weren't attracted to him like at all, ok, I understand, but not at least taking it into consideration because homey in the back with the light skin, beard, fitted, A&E shirt and white kicks is looking like an ass (but he has a following and everyone is laughing so its cool) then maybe you don't deserve to complain at all.
About 2 months ago, when I was in a relationship, I was trapped into watching Sex & The City The Movie......now, that movie would have scraped decent by me if it wasn't for the character you well know as Samantha. A 50 year old, well established woman who after 5 years of being in a relationship. Seemed to have found a perfect someone, thoughtful, caring, who quenched her sexual desire to FUCK (cuz that's what she did really) and she basically threw it away because she sees a fuckin cabana boy, who was just like her back in the old days (and most likely has herpes) makes her melt and she wants to fuck him silly. So she starts eating more and buying shit she doesn't need to prevent herself from cheating on (ironically named) Smith. Now Smith is like balls close to the perfect guy, rich, beautiful, thoughtful, and all that jive that women supposedly look for, and she ends up leaving him because "she loves her more than she loves him/ I can't worry about you all the time" bullshit. really....that's the biggest crock of selfish bullshit I could ever see and yet again in an ironic way that happened to me (scratch the girl saying she loves me thing and the guy with herpes but keep the mind state of "fear to cheat") when i was sent on about my business. Now I looked their relationship up because that shit was too fuckin ironic to let go and I read that the fucker shaved himself bald when her hair started to fall out from chemotherapy, she told him to fuck other women because the chemo took her sexual libido away and he told her "just because the trees are bare in the winter, doesn't mean they're dead" and sent her un-bloomed flowers with a card saying "looking forward to spring".....holy shit. I'm sorry but how da fuck could you throw away someone like that. In truth It seems like all four of those bitches symbolize most of you women, You all are Sassy as Samantha, bitter and uptight as Miranda, crazy as but want exactly what Charlotte has, which is true love, and think you're as smart as Carrie. But maybe all of you need a serious problem like a narrow uterus to actually wake up and actually grip something like what Charlotte has.
See my dad's been around the block and back ALOT more than your parents and maybe even grandparents (he's 79, had about 3 wives, and 9 children, would've been 10 but he got aborted R.I.P.) and he told my brother, who's ALSO been around the block alot more than you're parents (55, 2 kids) that him marrying a women his OWN AGE wouldn't be good for him. Now I don't like my dad at times, I barely listen to his advice because he mostly tries to enforce it upon me, but still....after what I've seen man....I mean do I REALLY have to wait until I'm my brother's age until the vast majority of women get wiser and actually cut this "chasing pavements" bullshit?
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